My best buddy Damien and I have a thing for Asians. Yes, we are afflicted by the yellow fever. We also love to travel. We decided to take our obsession to the next level and plan a trip to Thailand and Vietnam. Damien had been there before but I had not. I was downloading translation apps like crazy so I could pick up chicks. I was especially excited for the Full Moon Festival in Koh Phangan.
Once we got to Bangkok, we grabbed some food and Chang beers and hit the bar scene at Khao San road. I quickly discovered that he had a particular technique for picking up the girls. He would literally just give them this mischievous look and say “I love you, will you marry me and come to America? I am very rich and will buy you a condo.” AND IT WORKED EVERY FUCKING TIME! I think he got a Trojan endorsement while he was there it was so effective.
Now I see this Bigbadmoji and it looks just like him! “Wife for the Night?” is the perfect saying for him! So funny.