Can I get a Dancing Queen? (pt 1)
“Dancing Queen” played so loud I couldn’t even hear my friends shouting…
I’d Hit That
How can the best day turn to the worst day, and back into the best day? Let me tell you…
Certified Botanist
This dude has a full grow house in his garage that looks like a miniature lab from Breaking Bad. He makes hella money just…..
Wife for the night?
My best buddy Damien and I have a thing for Asians. Yes, we are afflicted by the…
Stage 5 Clinger!
Back 200 years ago in my early 20’s, I vaguely remember living life as an alcoholic party animal. There was a big girl who had her eyes on me like I was a pizza. Apparently, she used to drive by where I lived on a very regular basis and even looked through my bedroom windows … Read moreStage 5 Clinger!
Let’s Roll
My buddy sent me this “Let’s Roll” Bigbadmoji. Danny Brown was doing a show sponsored by Heineken and Vitamin Water at a small one-off venue in Detroit. I’d already planned on going with a few friends and met up at one of their apartments to pregame. Heineken is awful and Vitamin Water sure doesn’t get … Read moreLet’s Roll
To party or not to party?
So I’m studying at the library for an exam and I get a text, “party?” I replied back and explained that I was in the library and there was no way I’d be done preparing anytime soon. Then I get a, “fucking pussy.” I was offered to $5 to be the DD to pick up … Read moreTo party or not to party?