Back 200 years ago in my early 20’s, I vaguely remember living life as an alcoholic party animal. There was a big girl who had her eyes on me like I was a pizza. Apparently, she used to drive by where I lived on a very regular basis and even looked through my bedroom windows … Read moreStage 5 Clinger!
My buddy sent me this “Let’s Roll” Bigbadmoji. Danny Brown was doing a show sponsored by Heineken and Vitamin Water at a small one-off venue in Detroit. I’d already planned on going with a few friends and met up at one of their apartments to pregame. Heineken is awful and Vitamin Water sure doesn’t get … Read moreLet’s Roll
So I’m studying at the library for an exam and I get a text, “party?” I replied back and explained that I was in the library and there was no way I’d be done preparing anytime soon. Then I get a, “fucking pussy.” I was offered to $5 to be the DD to pick up … Read moreTo party or not to party?
Post Malone was on tour and playing a show in my hometown of Detroit. (Detroit Vs Everybody!!) My job at a burger place I’ll call “6-Dudes” was really getting in the way of this. I had the closing shift and had rent coming up. I still really wanted to go so I asked my manager … Read moreThat’s all the Fucks I give
Two summers ago a group my friends and I took a trip to Costa Rica for a buddy’s birthday. Just 4 dudes in a foreign country, what could go wrong, right? Man, Costa Rica is awesome! We had a bad ass hotel on the beach and the women were beautiful. One night we went to … Read moreHold My Beer