I’m too high for this right now
I had no idea what to do so I just followed his lead. I took 5 or 6 pulls of that bowl…
Can I get a Dancing Queen? (pt 2)
I looked at my friends and whispered “Oh my fucking God. That is the hottest…
Can I get a Dancing Queen? (pt 1)
“Dancing Queen” played so loud I couldn’t even hear my friends shouting…
I’d Hit That
How can the best day turn to the worst day, and back into the best day? Let me tell you…
Certified Botanist
This dude has a full grow house in his garage that looks like a miniature lab from Breaking Bad. He makes hella money just…..
Wife for the night?
My best buddy Damien and I have a thing for Asians. Yes, we are afflicted by the…
Stage 5 Clinger!
Back 200 years ago in my early 20’s, I vaguely remember living life as an alcoholic party animal. There was a big girl who had her eyes on me like I was a pizza. Apparently, she used to drive by where I lived on a very regular basis and even looked through my bedroom windows … Read moreStage 5 Clinger!