Time to Smoke

Time to Smoke

When I was 21 I was in the college marching band. I know it sounds super nerdy, but man did we party. We always had to sneak our booze and weed when we travelled with the football team. Whether we would be in practice before a break, at a pit stop on the busses or at the hotel with the directors around, we always had the same quick signal that we bout to burn flower. The finger and thumb together real quick by the mouth like we have a small joint we’re smoking. If someone did that quick and you saw it, you know where to get high.

One time we were playing in a dome for the halftime show of an NFL game! Right before halftime I saw my buddy give the sign so we ripped it up. BAD IDEA. I didn’t know how fucked I was until we started performing and I couldn’t understand shit that was happening. I tried my best to keep it together but ended up losing my balance and falling into the sideline wearing my big bass drum! I knocked a whole Gatorade table over and landed right next to one of the cheerleaders. I think she smelled me and saw my confusion because she gave me the exact same signal of smoking weed! I was so embarrassed and in love haha. Too bad she was actually making fun of me. Oh well. But now my I use this Bigbadmoji to send to my friends to signal that is time to smoke!