5 years ago my friend Matt moved to San Diego with weed on the mind. He is a former athlete and was trying to figure out his next steps in life. Neither of us knew how to adult. He tried to convince me to move to San Diego with him and get into the weed business.
At the time, it was legal for medicinal purposes only. I didn’t see much of a future for me there so I stayed in Georgia. Fast forward 5 years and this motherfucker is crushing it in the recreational sector. This dude has a full grow house in his garage that looks like a miniature lab from Breaking Bad. He makes hella money just growing weed now. Of course he never lets me hear the end of it since I’m just a CPA.
Matt sent me this Bigbadmoji last week looking like him in his grow house saying “Certified Botanist”. Fuck you Matt! At least send some edibles next time.