Well, this year I turned 40. The big 4 – 0. I don’t really care, but my wife won’t shut up about it. She’s 31 so she is getting me back for me harassing her during her dirty thirty birthday. I get it.
It came time for my routine health exam with my doc. My doc is super cool, she is a little older than me and has two kids the same around the same age as ours. The exam was over, or so I thought. She busted out the plastic gloves and some sort of cream. Damn it, I forgot about the prostate check. She kind of laughed and joked that I thought I got away without it. She went all scientific about how important it is which made me more comfortable. So I assumed the position and bloop, in she went. It seemed and she was working up there for an hour! All was fine until when she said I was done and I turned around to make a joke. Only when I did, I had a massive boner and dripped precum all over the floor, that was embarrassing.
She and my wife are friends so I had to tell my wife. SHE WILL NOT LET ME LIVE IT DOWN. She sent me this Bigbadmoji last night saying “Wanna roleplay?” I was so pissed at her AND you for making that Bigbadmoji . Then I got over it and we role-played. Don’t judge.