Certified Botanist
This dude has a full grow house in his garage that looks like a miniature lab from Breaking Bad. He makes hella money just…..
Wife for the night?
My best buddy Damien and I have a thing for Asians. Yes, we are afflicted by the…
Stage 5 Clinger!
Back 200 years ago in my early 20’s, I vaguely remember living life as an alcoholic party animal. There was a big girl who had her eyes on me like I was a pizza. Apparently, she used to drive by where I lived on a very regular basis and even looked through my bedroom windows … Read moreStage 5 Clinger!
Let’s Roll
My buddy sent me this “Let’s Roll” Bigbadmoji. Danny Brown was doing a show sponsored by Heineken and Vitamin Water at a small one-off venue in Detroit. I’d already planned on going with a few friends and met up at one of their apartments to pregame. Heineken is awful and Vitamin Water sure doesn’t get … Read moreLet’s Roll
To party or not to party?
So I’m studying at the library for an exam and I get a text, “party?” I replied back and explained that I was in the library and there was no way I’d be done preparing anytime soon. Then I get a, “fucking pussy.” I was offered to $5 to be the DD to pick up … Read moreTo party or not to party?
That’s all the Fucks I give
Post Malone was on tour and playing a show in my hometown of Detroit. (Detroit Vs Everybody!!) My job at a burger place I’ll call “6-Dudes” was really getting in the way of this. I had the closing shift and had rent coming up. I still really wanted to go so I asked my manager … Read moreThat’s all the Fucks I give
Hold My Beer
Two summers ago a group my friends and I took a trip to Costa Rica for a buddy’s birthday. Just 4 dudes in a foreign country, what could go wrong, right? Man, Costa Rica is awesome! We had a bad ass hotel on the beach and the women were beautiful. One night we went to … Read moreHold My Beer
Time to Smoke
When I was 21 I was in the college marching band. I know it sounds super nerdy, but man did we party. We always had to sneak our booze and weed when we travelled with the football team. Whether we would be in practice before a break, at a pit stop on the busses or … Read moreTime to Smoke